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Frases de los simpson!!

Ya hacia meses que no ponia nada de los simpson eh! Ese fue uno de los temas principales del blog en sus inicios, asi que en honor a las mas de 30,000 visitas voy a poner alguna de las miticas frases de la serie, but I´m sorry, in english!


Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now! 

Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes' 

Marge: I think you should do it, Homer, you might learn something new!
Homer: Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive?

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. 

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. 

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going? 

Milhouse: But I'm All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school! 

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?  

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! 

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster! 

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants! 

Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' 

Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. 

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) 

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. 

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. 

Principal Skinner: That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. 

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! 

Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!  (booger = moco)

Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication. 

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman! 

Hans Topo: Drinking has ruined my life.  I'm 31 years old!       

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. 

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. 

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911! 

 

 

 

 

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2 comentarios

Ismael -

XD Tiooo no tienes la frase que dice el abuelo en las declaraciones a la tele?? XD "Mi hijo no es comunista. Puede ser traficante puede ser comunista, pero de actor porno no tiene nada!" XD Esa es la mejor...

dhery -

hola me gustan los simpson


besos
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