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Utrecht, la mejor ciudad holandesa sin duda co!

Ayer me pille el billete de vuelta (definitiva) a Expaña. Al final la fecha sera el 27 de Junio, podia haberlo alargado un poco mas pero ya esta hecho, tarde o temprano iba a llegar este momento... Voy a echar mucho de menos esta ciudad, Utrecht, y a toda la gente que he conocido y que aunque sueñe hardcore, probablemente no vuelava a ver mas...

Ha sido un año que nunca olvidare...

La vuelta a Expaña va a ser muy dura xk ya he terminado la carrera y habra que pensar que hacer, que todavia no tengo ni la menor idea. Lo bueno es que tengo todo un verano sabatico por delante para pensarlo. No puedo hacer planes a largo plazo, asi que de momento ya tengo organizado el Julio y si no se me follan en algun examen x aki va a estar muy guapo. Currando de lunes a viernes con mi colega Mayayo y sus secuaces Miguel Angel, Gelasio y esta peña, pero los findes a gozarla.

29-30 Junio: Zaragoza Ciudad Festival

7 de Julio: Monegros desert Festival (Si no es que me surge un viaje inesperado a Utrecht a hacer alguna resit que son el 9 y 10...)

14 y 15 de Julio: Pirineo Sur con Asian dub Fundation a la cabeza...

21 y 22 de Julio: .... ya se verá

27-28 y 29: Lagatavajunto festival!!!

Y pal Agosto...... AZUARA coooooooo!

FOTICOS DEL FINDE EN aMaZiNg AMELAND!!!! 

- Kurva team forever!

- De barro hasta las rodillas:

 - Campfire in the beach!

- Ruta en bici por la isla: 

- Mas ruta: 

- Y mas barro...

Quien me iba a decir que lo que empezó como un trabajo de clase (Thanks AGUS ) terminaria con mas de 30,000 visitas!!!!

INCREIBLE!! Vale, puede que de esas visitas, 20,000 sean mias, jaja pero aun asi aun quedan unas cuantas...

Sin mas, este post va dedicado al blog, que con la tonteria ya yeva unos cuantos meses en activo, y los que le quedan co!

P.D: Es increible ver, gracias al contador de visitas y todos los analisis que hay detras, como llega la gente al blog por ejemplo, con que palabras buscadas es google, algunas merecen otro post... jajaj! 

Ya hacia meses que no ponia nada de los simpson eh! Ese fue uno de los temas principales del blog en sus inicios, asi que en honor a las mas de 30,000 visitas voy a poner alguna de las miticas frases de la serie, but I´m sorry, in english!

Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now! 

Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes' 

Marge: I think you should do it, Homer, you might learn something new!
Homer: Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive?

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. 

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. 

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going? 

Milhouse: But I'm All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school! 

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?  

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! 

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster! 

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants! 

Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' 

Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. 

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) 

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. 

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. 

Principal Skinner: That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. 

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! 

Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!  (booger = moco)

Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication. 

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman! 

Hans Topo: Drinking has ruined my life.  I'm 31 years old!       

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. 

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. 

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911! 

TODO

VA

MUY

DEPRISA!!!!

1 WEEK

7 DAYS

168 Hours!

10,080 MINUTES

... In UTRECHT!!!

"...Despues de todo se que nada es permanente y que al impaciente, se le olvida la miel del presente. Nada es tan urgente, nena, nada tan importante, nada merece mas la pena que es instante que tenemos delante y el siguiente y la oportunidad de hacerlo diferente..."

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